Monday, September 2, 2024

8 poems by me















I love writing poems- maybe because it is the only medium where I can combine irony humor and have a lot of fun with no consequence or outcome, because I do it for enjoyment and not to take myself too seriously. 

I have occasionally thrown in a poem here and there on this blog, but here's a quick selection of 8 that I like:


I am


I am

A blip in time;

I have no past

I have no future

Gone in an instant


A Blip


A blip

Can last

A hundred

Even a thousand

Years.


In Time


In Time

I will

Laugh

Cry

Love

Eat

Shit

Fuck

Revere

Nature

Kiss

Babies

Pet

Dogs

Doze

In Sunlight

Walk

In Rain;

This

Is MY

Time.

The Present.


The Helmsman


He stands tall against the wind

Grey-bearded, hand on the helm;

His skiff has survived storms,

Sharks, and the boiling sun.


At the bow sits a small young girl

With only a bucket hat

To protect her from the spray.

She looks anxious, afraid

they will never reach their destination.


Then she comforts herself

With the knowledge that she is not alone;

The Helmsman has made it many times

And is courageous, fearless,

Committed unconditionally to the journey.

He stands tall against the wind

Grey-bearded, hand on the rudder;

And he understands

The importance

Of arriving.


Fuck the rest.


My Life is Full of Shit?


That’s all you got?

All there is to it?

Just a bunch of shit.

And me with no pot. 


Is it all of you?

With your insincere twitter

That put me on the shitter

With your lies and drivel

And me with no shovel...


Does it pay off?

To be honest anymore?

When everyone else

Is none but a whore?

If you won’t join in

And you mean what you say

Then save the day

And just withdraw.


Where does an honest man go?

What does he do?

Find a soulmate for you

And, together, blow.


Don’t make a speech

Just pack it in

Find a beach

With lots of gin.

Unlimited lime

Unlimited shrimp

And bullshit is a sin.


Cats and Dogs

The Cat

(with Homage to Carl Sandburg)


The foggy cat

Enters on little cat’s feet

Takes a

slowly

slithering

shit

and moves on.


I love my dog


I love my dog

And he loves me.

I love him so much

I lift my leg to pee.


I dig my Pig


I dig my pig

She’s cute and fat,

She stole my heart.

My stomach asks, 

Can we eat that?



Hello Swimming Duck


Hello swimming duck!

Your paddling feet

Webs are a treat;

Your glistening breast

Sous Vide is best;

Your delicate thigh

I enjoy with rye;

Your supple leg

Yum! braised with fig;

Your elegant wings

Oh! my belly sings;

I love you, duck-

You’re a glorious creature

As a menu feature!


Wham-a-Lamb


Wham, you juicy lamb!

Fatty and delicious:

Your leg is so supple

It makes my mouth bubble.

I see your little head

Detached from the rest--

You look so surprised!

Were you not advised 

your taste was the best?































































































































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